The wine bra? Uh, no.

After our fabulous "Food and Wine" cruise, I won't be doing any serious wine tasting for a while. At least, until "Salute," an annual fundraising event here in July. Another thing I won't be doing is purchasing a "wine bra," designed by wine enthusiasts to free up their hands at tastings, cocktail parties, etc. It's a good idea. It just brings to mind that thing my father-in-law used to say just before dinner: "Time to strap on the old feedbag!"