It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it

I've been asked to be a guest judge at a big "Salsarita" party tonight.  I will be judging a homemade salsa contest and a margarita contest, along with the local cooking show host and other judges. I consider this my civic duty and I'm taking it very seriously.  (I've been resting my palate all day.) I hope to return to BGD tomorrow (tequila, willing) with the winning recipes from the party, too.  Adios, amigos.