"I'm going home to Mother's!"

It's not as ominous as it sounds, but it's not an idle threat, either.  Tomorrow, the furnace/AC will be relocated to the attic, as part of the kitchen remodel.  That means there will be no A/C in the house, during the hottest week of the year.  My contractor couldn't tell me exactly how long this would be the case - 1 day, maybe 2. Fortunately, my mother left town for a week today and has offered her home to me for the duration.  I'm no fool. I'm taking it. Kansas City, here I come....